Iron (Crotch) Man
May 5, 2008 10:12 am Joe And Petrina's BlogSometimes you read and hear about these things and you ask yourself “WHY??”
But in this case I found myself saying…’Okay, sign me up!’ Except I don’t actually have a penis. But fear not those of us non-penised individuals…Penis Giqong Works for us too!
In case you haven’t seen or heard, Iron Crotch Man not only exists, he has thousands of disciples all over the world. Read more about it here. But here’s some quick ‘tips’.
Master Tu Jin-Sheng’s Penis Qigong Tips
Penis qigong has some specific prohibitions that can be useful advice for any qigong practice.
Watch what you eat very carefully
When you wake up in the morning, do not urinate. Instead, exercise to sweat it out.
The hours from 11 PM to 1 AM and 11 AM to 1 PM are not good times for exercise, but good only for meditation.
For every season there is an appropriate focus. Summer: Shen (Spirit) Autumn: Sui (Blood Circulation) Winter: Jing (Vital essence) Spring: Qi (Life energy)
For this type of training you must have a teacher, otherwise you might get hurt.
Don’t try this at home.
Speaking of superheroes, A JOKE!
Three women — one engaged, one a mistress, and one married — are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a sexy leather bodice, stilettos and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again. The engaged girlfriend says, “The other night, when my boyfriend came home from work, he found me in the leather bodice, 4″ stilettos and the mask. He said, ‘You are the woman of my life, I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.” The mistress said, “The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega-stilettos, the mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word. We didn’t leave his office for hours.” The married woman then said, “The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s for the night; I got myself ready, putting on a leather bodice, super stilettos and a mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer and said, ‘Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?’”
Lee AhSeng :
Date: May 6, 2008 @ 7:24 am
according to ST, there is a practioner here of Iron Crotch kung fu and he has quite a number of disciples.
Sign up course fee is over sgd3k, followed by S$120 mthly. I wonder if these guys spar with each other like in other dojos. You know maybe have some cockfights.
Jadon :
Date: January 7, 2009 @ 10:36 am
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